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You don’t have to be a suck up for that.
I’d like to think my good looks are going to keep you around but unfortunately for me, you aren’t nearly as vain as most of the people I’ve dated in my life. That’s a good thing, you know. If anything I need to be kept on my toes. You’re good at that.
No. Yes! Yes, he’s doing much better now. Thank you.
Alright, that’s…that’s good to hear. I’m glad you found what you were looking for, Adam.
Oh. That’s… sudden. Um, look, Em’s leaving the castle for the week. His family wants him back home for something or another - I dunno, didn’t ask - but, I mean if you want, I can stay with you in the apartment for a while. We can chat, maybe go to the junkyard and smash some cars up, or we could pop in a romance movie and cry over how love conquers all or put in an angsty movie and cry about how love sucks.
Yeah, sudden as fuck. To be honest when he said he was offered the position I didn’t think-I didn’t think he’d take it…I mean here is home, right? Hogwarts us home, our house was home, home is supposed to be where the heart is, right? I just…I’m still not entirely believing this is really happening.
That’d be nice, yeah. I haven’t hung out with you in a while, kiddo. I guess that’s more my fault than yours, isn’t it? Sorry. Rain check the junkyard, I don’t think I have the energy to beat anything up right now. The movies would be nice.
I really want a drink, Oz. Real bad.
Oh good, you had me worried for a second there. You honestly didn’t need to get me anything though, Dex. I’m perfectly fine with the things I’ve got.
Ozzy, the adoption came through. You’re my kid now. You’re-all you’ve gotta do is sign this -hands him a form with a bow at the corner- and you’ll be a D’Angelo. Merry Christmas, kiddo.
Written on the back:"Insta boner material."
Oh. My. G-And this is why you’re my favorite. DONE.
Oh Muggles have great music too, wow.
Nothing that just came out of your mouth made any sense to me right there, you’re starting to sound like Adam.
You sure you’re talking about the same Hogwarts I know? Because the last time I checked everything you just said, except for the part about Chelsea, matches the description of Hogwarts as well.
Well, it’s different for me as staff, what with being given a paycheck, free food and shelter year round and what not. It’s certainly more comfortable than paying rent for a shitty flat and having annoying as fuck neighbors and not having feasts in a massive hall for every meal.