I know but I’m not asking you to quit drinking, I’m suggesting you to make a deal with Ozzy. You’ll stop drinking if he stops smoking.
You are but is completely understandable. I wasn’t around after all… I missed you too, love but I didn’t go punching anyone and that is a big improvement cause I like punching people. anyway, I’m all yours now, yes?
That’s the thing though, I can’t stop drinking. It’s my out from things. I don’t know any better way to vent. And you better fuckin be all mine now, old man, you made me suffer enough on my own.

And…uh…that was nice. What you called me there.
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